Hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail with our very versatile and highly experienced pirate entertainers Captain Crossbones and Sally Skull.





Crazy pirate jugglers, magicians and entertainers for children's parties, promotions and events.
Whatever your event, we have the pirates for you!




PIRATE BALLOON MODELLERS







Well shiver me timbers and twist me balloons!

Our pirates are expert and entertaining balloon modellers, skillfully twisting balloons into a pirate sword, octopus, fish, pirate hat or any other creation for the children to take home with them.

PLUS we use biodegradable balloons, so we can fit your venues green policies.



Find out more on our
BALLOON MODELLERS
page or EMAIL US on info@thekempthornes.co.uk




CHILDREN'S PIRATE SHOWS


WE HAVE THE FOLLOWING PIRATE STAGE SHOWS AVAILABLE:

For smaller venues:
THE CAPTAIN CROSSBONES MAGIC SHOW

A knockabout and laugh a minute pirate themed childrens show with magic, juggling, music and lots of silly pirate humour.



For larger venues:
SKULL & CROSSBONES, THE POTTY PIRATES

A childrens theatre show in which our two crazy pirates go on an adventure to treasure island, with songs, magic, juggling and a whole load of audience interaction.

Email us for further details at
info@thekempthornes.co.uk








CHILDREN'S PIRATE STORY TELLING




You're in for a treat with our captivating pirate storyteller Captain Crossbones, played by actor and top children's entertainer Allin Kempthorne.

A masterful children's storyteller who you may recognise from his many appearances on childrens TV, he has a natural and captivating ability to engage the wonder and imagination of his young audiences, holding them spellbound from the start to the finish of every tale.
Add a splattering of magic tricks, a quickly drawn cartoon or a balloon model of the central character and the children are completely hooked.
As booked and rebooked by shopping centres, libraries and children's clubs throughout England and Wales.

Email us for further details at
info@thekempthornes.co.uk




CHILDREN'S PIRATE BIRTHDAY PARTIES




If your little scallywag is potty about pirates, what better birthday treat is there than to get all shipshape with a pirate themed birthday party?

Our friendly pirate Captain Crossbones will keep your party rolling with a pirate magic show, pirate dancing and pirate themed games tailored to your age group like walking the plank or pin the parrot on the pirate.

And you can make your pirate party even more pirate-tastic with an extra pirate balloon modeller.

Send us an email telling us where you are and what date your looking at and we'll get some details of all our pirate party packages emailed right over to you.

Email us at
info@thekempthornes.co.uk




WALKABOUT PIRATE ENTERTAINERS




Booked repeatedly by shopping centres, town fairs and larger events nationwide, our walkabout pirate character entertainers turn any space into an event!
Balloon modelling pirates, a pirate juggler, a pirate magician, pirate themed street shows or crazy lively and silly pirate characters to inhabit your event.

Tell us about your event and we'll get right back to you with entertainment options and prices.
Email us at
info@thekempthornes.co.uk












NEED A PIRATE FOR ANY EVENT?

If you're planning a pirate themed party, event or promotion send us a message in a bottle and lets talk!
info@thekempthornes.co.uk

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We provide entertainers for parties, events, shows,
festivals and promotions all over the UK and beyond.
SEE ALL OUR ACTS HERE.



Pirate children's entertainers for pirate birthday parties, pirate themed special events and promotions and pirate themed tourist attractions. Mix and mingle, walkabout characters, childrens entertainers, face painters, magicians, jugglers, balloon modeller, corporate entertainers for pirate themed events in the South of England and Wales including Swindon, Cardiff, Cheltenham, Gloucester, Taunton, Bristol, Swansea, Bridgend, Ross-on-Wye, Pontypridd, Reading, Chichester, Stroud, Bath, Newport, Worcester, RCT, Weston-Super-Mare, Oxford, Hereford, Carmarthen, Salisbury, Monmouth, Tenby, Basingstoke, Reading, Yeovil and Exeter.